Suppose
A popular joke is that a physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with their only food a sealed can of beans. The two physical scientists suggest precise procedures for opening the can. The economist says he has an easier method: “Suppose we have a can opener!” Just so one might wonder about the ethics I have proposed: desirism. Is it something feasible or only a “suppose”? And if just a suppose, then how could it be an ethics? I myself have stressed that any ethics must be practical, which is to say, practicable. And there are several grounds for doubting that desirism is practicable.
Most essentially, desirism is a form
of amoralism, indeed, an extreme form, which not only denies the existence of
morality but also, unlike most anti-realist amoralisms, recommends dispensing
with all remnants of the belief in morality, including moral language like
“right” and “wrong” and “should and “ought” and even “good” and “bad.” (Indeed,
in a further extension, the theory is committed to eliminating all unqualified
assertions of any kind, even nonmoral ones such as “The Earth orbits the Sun.”)
But, the objection goes, it is just not plausible that the average person will
ever be able to rid themself so thoroughgoingly of a belief in morality, that
is, objective values. It might not be possible for anyone, even any real-life
desirist (who would therefore be only an aspiring desirist) – akin to
there being no atheists in foxholes. By my own testimony, morality is intuitive
and pervasive.
But I do have a reply, to wit: Desirism
is surely an ideal, but ideals can have real-world utility. Furthermore, when
you get right down to it, and as Socrates (or Plato) pointed out, nothing
in the world is perfect. So long as it is understood, therefore, that desirism
is intended only as a way of life to be striven for like any other that might
be recommended, the objection is really a non-issue. In particular, surely no
(sane) moralist would claim that it is easy to be a thoroughly moral
person. Just so, no (sane) amoralist would claim the same for amoralism. In
fact both have their (as it happens, complementary) bĂȘte noire:
Moralists must forever resist (the temptation of) desire,[1] and
desirists must forever resist (the siren call of) morality.[2]